What would they think of what I wrote in my blog?

This is what I wrote in my blog: "I love Fruit of the Loom. It’s my number one pion. It’s the love of my life. I love to wear both Fruit of the Loom women and men’s underwear. I feel and turned on sometimes when I think of my Fruit of the Loom underpants. I have fantasies of running in the neighborhood, fields, forest, beaches, rice fields, meadows, etc. wearing only my lovable Fruit of the Loom underpants and cami. Oh I love my Fruit of the Loom underpants with an intense pion. Yes- Maricel Alag (that’s me!) loves her underwear so pionately." What would people think of it?