If you fell asleep in Walmart and were locked in over night, what would you do?

Lets see first I would play with the paging system, then push myself on a cart down all the aisles, set all the television sets to the same channel and watch them all, play the radios at top volume. Play with the sample video games. Try on all the clothes. Men and women. Try on all shoes. Men and Women. Race a bike down all the aisles. Play with all the toys, the possibilities are endless.